Funny Moments in Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
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I have many hilarious character moments (both intentional and unintentional) from this series that I simply adore! But I'd have to say that one of the funniest to me— one that still makes me crack up— was this line said by Dobby in D.H. part one:"Dobby never meant to kill anyone! Dobby only meant to maim …or… seriously injure."
hahahahahahahahaha! Ma-an, that was funny!
What's your funniest character moment? It can be a funny line, an awkward or weird moment… anything that made you laugh or giggle aloud and then slap your palms over your mouth in embarrassment! HA!
I always laugh when I read the quidditch match in Harry Potter and the Secret Chamber and Draco asked Harry if he was dancing ballet. 
I always laugh in the Goblet of Fire (book) when they're sitting down to eat and Ron looks at the French food and says "Eugh, what's this?" and Hermione replies "Bouillabaisse" and Ron says "Bless you" :D 
I am going to bed before either of you come up with any more plans to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. -Hermione She needs to sort out her priorities. -Ron
Love that part!!
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" -Ron"Follow the spiders, follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!" -Ron
"RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THAT CAR?! YOUR FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud." -Mrs. Weasley, via Howler
"I meant to turn him into a pig but I guess all he needed was a tail 
"It's not my fault you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione to Ron :'D Love that part! 
"The whole world ull of ear-related humour, and you go with holy?" -Fred and George"Oh, no, my wife is all alone downstairs!"
"Ron, you don't have a wife." -Ron and Harry
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying." -(Book)Severus and Harry
"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
"Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter." (I don't remember this, but it's funny :)
"Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?" -Ron
There's too many to name!!
Jbird wrote: ""It's not my fault you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." -Hermione to Ron :'D Love that part!" I have to say thats my fave line too!
I have some favourites from both the movies and books.Movies
(#1) RON: (Speaking to the broom during Madame Hooch's class) Up. Up!
MADAME HOOCH: With feeling!
(STUDENTS continue yelling "Up!")
HERMIONE: Up! Up! Up! UP!
RON: UP! (Broom zooms up and hits him in the nose. HARRY starts laughing) Shut up, Harry.
(#4) The twins mock Prof. McGonagall during dance practice for the Yule Ball
MCGONAGALL: I don't want anyone behaving like a bumnch of babbling baboons!
FRED: (Whispers to George) Say that three times fast. Babbling bunch of baboons.
GEORGE: (As Fred continues) Babbling bunch of baboons.
(They continue)
And I might have mixed the two of them up. . . :/
Books
(#3) When Ron and Harry are making up dreams for Trelawney's class. One of them being chased by a giant marshmallow.
(#7) After everyone takes Harry's Polyjuice Potion, the twins turn to each other and say, "We're identical!"
(#5) TWINS: (to PEEVEs as they leave their fireworks display) Give her h e l l from us, Peeves. (They zoom away on their broomsticks)
There are waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too many more to list and I've taken up enough time as it is. :)
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